Top 10 AG's:
1
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that their dicks are 9 inches.
2
Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown
Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?
3
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent
is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
4
Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to
satisfy his one need.
5
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg ?
A. They don't stop for directions.
6
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want
the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on
earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I
want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time The
Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that
were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that
dominated their women, there was only one man. The Lord got mad and said,
"You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you
were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up
and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be
the only one in this line?" And the man replied, "I don't know, my
wife told me to stand here."
7
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
8
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes. It's a woman's job to stomp
them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature. And hopefully they'll
turn out to be something she would like to have dinner with.
9
Q: How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
A: In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
10
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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