Second Collection
1
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
2
Q: What is a man's view of safe sex?
A: A padded headboard.
3
Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
4
Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
5
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What men know about women."
6
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A1: One - men will screw anything.
A2: One - men will screw up anything.
A3: Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it
7
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
8
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely
small.
9
Q: What is a man's idea of doing housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
10
Q: Do you know why bankers are good lovers?
A: They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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