Top 5 Lights:
1
Q: Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was busted for drug smuggling at the airport?
A: Seems she bent over and someone saw fifty pounds of crack...
2
Real Church Sign:
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen
in the basement on Friday afternoon.
3
Real Church Sign:
Thursday at 5 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All
wishing to become Little Mothers will please meet the Minister in his study.
4
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
5
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
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