First Collection
1
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
2
Q: How was Colonel Sanders (KFC) a typical male?
A: All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
3
Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A: Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
4
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
5
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.
6
Q: What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A: A man's undivided attention.
7
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how
long it'll stay.
8
Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all
their decisions.
9
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
10
Q: Why do men like masturbation?
A: Its sex with someone they love.
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