Third Collection
1
Q: Why is it good that there are women astronauts?
A: So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for
directions
2
Q: How do men exercise on the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini
3
Q: Why is a woman different from a PC?
A: A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
Q: Why is a man different from a PC?
A: You only have to tell the PC once
4
Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
5
Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A: When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
6
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
7
Q: Why are men like commercials?
A: You can't believe a word they say.
8
Q: Why do men prefer blondes?
A: Men always like intellectual company.
9
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.
10
Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
A: Sex.
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