First Collection
1
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
2
Talk is cheap...until you hire a lawyer.
3
Q: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to
the side every night when he goes to sleep?
A: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole if he left it up.
4
A mushroom walks into a bar and says "drinks are on me" the bartender
said "why are you buying everybody drinks" then the mushroom said
"because I'm just a Fungi"
5
Q: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
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