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Second Collection

1
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart 
blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. 
Who picks it up? 
A: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth 
Fairy or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum 
wrapper.

2
Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? 
A: To see what was on the other side.

3
Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? 
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

4
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? 
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

5
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? 
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". 

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6
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? 
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

7
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the 
plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency 
cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells 
"Oh! So you wanna race, huh?" 

8
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs? 
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box. 

9
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? 
A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.

10
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? 
A: She threw it off a cliff. 


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