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1
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers license ? 
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

2
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? 
A: She picks up her purse and goes home. 

3
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? 
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" 

4
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? 
A: Because they can spell it. 

5
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? 
A: Tits Go In Front. 

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6
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The
brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff
problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it
cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you
give shoulders?" 

7
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? 
A: Because everybody gets a turn. 

8
Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? 
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear,
wondering what she did with her pencil.

9
Q: Why don't blondes breastfeed their babies? 
A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.

10
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
 

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